alex
I just need to get my shit together.
Me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably. (via whereicomefromthereisnotime)

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

616,865 plays

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

timeformoriar-tea:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

POOR PLUTO

timeformoriar-tea:

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

POOR PLUTO

jackfreak1994:

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

OUR ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!

If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.
Noor ShirazieSpringtime  (via childoflust)

phleps:

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